Tari
Low dearin murya mai tsaba Altov ya san mutane da yawa. Hanyar rashin sanin abubuwan ban dariya na ban dariya ba ya barin kowa da damuwa. A fuskarsa, masanin kimiyyar Rashanci ba ya girmama kimiyar Rashan, amma ya sami masanin wumƙanci mai ban dariya, iya yanke ma mai baƙin ciki kansa.Yaro da matasa
Tarihin rayuwar Takalorovich Thov tsaba (Sunan mai kyau Altshulll) yana farawa ne a ranar 17 ga Janairu. An haife shi a 1945 a cikin garin svenklovsk (yanzu Ekaterinburg). Anan iyayen na makomar makomar makomar makomar makomar ta makomar makomar ta makomar makomar makomar makomar ta makomar makomar makomar makomar makomar ta makomar makomar makomar makomar ta makomar makomar makomar makomar makomar makomar makomar makomar ta makomar gaba. A cewar Memoirs na danginsu, da girkin da aka yi wa ƙashin ƙugu, kuma maimakon kan nono, wutsiyar herring ta. Lokacin da yaron ya kasance watanni 6, dangi ya sake yin Lingerad.
Mahaifin tsaba, Samanoman Theodore Semunovich Altshuller, ya koyar a Cibiyar Jirgin ruwa ta Leningrading. Mama Tauna Naumovna Zaeska ya yi aiki a matsayin mai zane-zane, amma bayan haihuwar yara sun fara shiga cikin su kawai. Duk iyayen biyu sun isa daga Ukraine.
Iyali sun rayu a cikin wani gida mai ɗabi'a. Yana zaune tare da mutane 29. Lokacin da makwabcin ya bayyana farkon talabijin na farko, a cikin maraice, duk masu sufurin sun taru a cikin dakin kuma suna kallon canja wuri. Andard kitchen, gida biyu, tarho. Wannan daidaitaccen yanayi ne don lokutan yaƙi. Yaron bai kasance baƙon da wani zai iya rayuwa dabam. A wasu ganawa da yawa, Alto ta tuno, kamar yadda wata rana ta zo don ziyartar abokin karatun aji kuma ya yi mamakin iyali guda ɗaya kawai a cikin gidan.
A cikin ƙuruciyarsa, Altou ya tsunduma cikin dambe, amma harafin so ne. Amma abin da ya taka rawar da ya taka rawa a rayuwar mai zane mai zuwa, ya faru a cikin aji na 2. A ranar 8 ga ranar haihuwar, iyaye sun ba ɗan yaro saita "saurayi na Chemist". Wani dalibi ne ya kwashe wasan ta hanyar ɗan makaranta da wani sashi na gaba.
Bayan makaranta, Semyon ta shiga cikin Cibiyar Fasaha ta Leningrad ta Lensivet, a cikin fasahar sinadarai. Ya sami difloma da aiki kusan shekaru 3 kenan chistist. Amma ban so in danganta rayuwata da kimiyya, saboda sabon sha'awar ya bayyana, ya girma cikin rayuwa.
Halitta
Hanyar kirkirar tsaba Altov ya fara a 1971. Ya rubuta gajerun labarun satirin da aphorisms. Sannan a cikin "lafter jaridar", a cikin sashin "kujeru goma sha biyu", da farko buga kudin farko - 36 rubles. Shekaru biyu bayan buga, Semyon Teodorovich ya kasance a karon farko a mataki na Lenoncert.
Aikin farko tare da aikinsa ba shi da bazuwar. Young marubutan sun je ganin yadda wasu suke aiki, amma ya juya cewa daya daga cikin masu fasaha ba su zo kuma ya kamata a sauya shi da gaggawa ba. Altov yana cikin tsoffin jeans, kuma ya san shi da bashin da ya fi girma fiye da yadda ya zama dole. Ya karanta labarun, kuma wando da suke ƙoƙarin faɗuwa, kuma zane-zane yana kara girmama su. Hukumar ta sami wannan damar ban hauhawar mai banmamaki, kuma wani saurayi ya ɗauki aiki. Tun daga wannan lokacin, sama da sama da shekaru 40, aiki Satirik ya ci gaba.
A cikin 80s da fewan dumamah dumama wanda ke haifar da wasan kwaikwayon - shirin PopG-uku kuma ya tafi tare da ita a cikin ƙasar. An gudanar da kide kide a cikin biranen Soviet da yawa. Co-marubuta da masu aikatawa a cikin wasan sun san su yau
Shirin ya hada da zane-zane, sun kasance da himma wajen aiwatar da masu sauraro, aikin barkwanci sun kasance wasu batattu - a kan batun Soviet Power, wato a wannan lokacin ya lura da matsayin sa. Nunin ya yi nasara.
A cikin 1996, Altov yayi magana da yanayin jerin "Nedusepay", da aka buga a kan tashar NTV. Filin manoma ya yi fim: Arkady Kobal, Arkady Kobhtrev, Vicar Sukhorukov, Vicadimir Leletko, Natalia Fisson da sauransu.
Altov shine marubucin da yawa: "Maimaita kira", "Yadda za a lalata Amurka", "Shafi", "224 zaɓaɓɓun shafuka". Kusan dukkan su sun tafi ambato.
Semyon Altov ya rubuta Memologues ba kawai don kansu ba, har ma ga wasu masu mutunci. Ayyukansa sun yi kuma ci gaba da cika Gennady Khazanov, Vlar Novikova, Efim Siphrin da sauransu. Shi ne marubucin wasan na karshe Arkady raikina "duniyar gidan ku." Gaskiya ne, a gabaɗaya readaral na Arkady ya yanke shawarar cewa wasan kwaikwayon ya lalace, amma bayan jawabin, ya lura cewa wannan na ɗaya daga cikin ayyukansa ne mafi kyau.
A duk lokacin da ake yawansu a cikin shirye-shiryen dariya. Bugu da kari, yana magana da nasa kangarorinta. "Dalilai 100 na dariya" - Shirin kide kima wanda ya tara cikakken halaye, amma kuma babban adadin ra'ayoyi akan Youtube. Musamman ƙaunatawar da masu sauraro suka ƙaunace su "Hercules" "," Babush da mai "," DTP "
A cikin aikin Alto, da sani ya kawar da batutuwan siyasa. Yancistoci game da dangantakar dake dan adam, soyayya, abokantaka, 'yan uwanmu na karami. Satirin ya yi imanin cewa abin dariya yana taimaka wa mutane rayuwa cikin rikitarwa.
"Daga kowane bangare, bayanin azzakari, ina tsammanin wani bangare ne na abin da ke faruwa kawai. Humor yau ita ce taimakon jin kai. Mutane suna dariya kuma aƙalla don ɗan lokaci sun manta da zaran za su fito daga zauren kuma su saura cikin rayuwa, kunna talabijin. Da kyau, akwai wani abu a cikin rayuwar duniya! "Ya ce a cikin wata hira.Rayuwar sirri
Tare da matar matar Laria Altov ta san sau uku. Yana bayyana wannan abin mamakin abin mamakin. Taron farko ya faru a DC Lensovet. Dangane da mai zane, ya ga yarinya "da fuskar kyakkyawa." Yana da tikiti zuwa "mujallar banda" inda ya gayyaci yarinyar. Ta yarda, sa'an nan kuma ta tafi. Lokaci na biyu da makomar da aka kawo a cikin shekara daya bayan hakan. Altov ya tafi kwamitin Komsomol na Cibiyar Fasaha kuma ya ga yarinyar "da fuskar kyakkyawa kyakkyawa."
Bugu da kari, ta kuma taka leda. Gayyatarwa zuwa wakar Piano ta biyo baya. Ta yarda, amma bai gan ta ba. Bayan shekara guda, a cikin wani kamfanin da ba a sani ba, mai zane ya ga yarinyar "da fuskar kyakkyawa mai ban mamaki," tunani, inda in gayyaci, kyakkyawa ya ce sun sane da su na uku. Bayan haka, ya yanke shawarar yin aure.
Matar ta zama aminan abokin rayuwa tsawon shekaru. Har yanzu, Altov yayi magana game da kyawun Larita, kuma tana tallafa masa a kowane al'amura.
Ba da da ewa bayan bikin aure suke da ɗa na Bulus. A canjin "kadai tare da duk" Semyon Teodorovich ya ce a cikin yara da ya so ya zaci yaro ya rubuta gwaninta. Don yin wannan, yana zaune shi kullun don injin buga shi kuma ya tilasta rubuta cikakken rubutu. Batun batun ba shi da. Dan ya rubuta labarin almara. Kuma ku dawwama da inna, ya cika shi da dogon lokaci. Ya juya ba tatsuniya ba, amma rahoton lissafi.
Lokacin da Bulus ya girma, ya zama mai samar da mahaifinsa. Shine Daraktan jerin "kyau". Tare da matarsa, Anna ya ba iyaye zuwa jikoki guda uku: barci, Catherine da m.
Semyon Altov Yanzu
A cikin 2018, Semen Altovu ya mai da shekara 73. Duk da shekaru, har yanzu yana da ban tsoro kuma yana aiki. Ya rubuta labarai, a bayan hotonsa ya karye a cikin abin da aka makala a birane daban-daban, a shekara ta samar da "irin kalar Kalanda" don Sabuwar Shekara.
Kasancewa cikin kyakkyawan tsari, satiric yayi motsa jiki kowace rana, kuma idan yana yiwuwa - iyo.
Yanzu abin da ya kasance mai wanzuwa yana ƙoƙarin ƙara samun lokaci tare da danginsa. Jikoki ya sa soyayya don wasanni. Ya yi imanin cewa yara sun gaji tunaninsa.
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